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Monday, June 13, 2011

I Want My Mommy

I Want My Mommy
a verse 
by
Steve Fiffer and Sharon Fiffer


Mother went out
Leaving Nicki with Dad.
From the look on her face
He could tell she was sad.

“I want my mommy,”
Nicki said with a pout.
Then she went in her room
And she wouldn’t come out.

“Please Nicki,” Dad said.
“We can have fun today.
We can cook a nice breakfast
Then go out and play.”

“Well,” Nicki said,
“It depends what you’d make.
I’ll come out if you’ll feed me
Chocolate ice cream and cake.”

“Mmm, that was good,”
She said rubbing her tummy.
“But I’m still quite upset.
I still want my mommy.”

She went back to her room
And climbed into her bed.
“Would you come out for me
If I stood on my head?”

She put down her pillow
And opened her door,
Then watched as her father
Got down on the floor.

“That trick was neat
But I’m still feeling blue.
Until Mom comes home
There’s not much you can do.”

“What if I juggled
Three eggs in the air?”

“Do it while standing
On that rocking chair.”

“You did make me laugh
And I’m tempted to stay.
But I’m still sad because
Mommy’s gone for the day.”

“It’s sunny and warm
Nicki, let’s go outside.”

“I’ll go to the park
If you’ll give me a ride.”  (She rides him like a horse.)

“Now that we’re here
I’m not happy at all.”
But maybe I’d smile
If you tossed me a ball.” (The “ball” is a  gala dance.)

“I don’t mean to be bossy
Or stubborn or cross.
It’s just that when Mom’s gone
I feel such a loss.

“The sun’s not so bright
The sky’s not so blue.
I promise you, Daddy,
It’s me. It’s not you.”

“I’ll tell you a story
I’ll play my guitar.
I’ll bake you some brownies
I’ll catch you a star.”

“Look, here comes Mommy
No time to talk.”
Nicki raced out the door
And ran down the walk.

They came in the house
Watched tv, played a game.
Put on their pajamas
But it wasn’t the same.

Mom looked at Nicki
And said, “Why so sad?”
“It’s nothing,” she said.
“I just miss my dad.”

 Slipping out on the porch
Where he strummed his guitar,
She kissed him and said,
“Shall I catch you a star?”

(to be illustrated, we hope).









Tuesday, June 7, 2011

To Bee or Not to Bee

To Bee or Not to Bee
a verse 
by
Steve Fiffer


“Spelling’s a lost art,”
It’s frequently said.
Spell-check on computers
Makes purists see red.

I have to agree
They’ve got a point when
A class full of kids
Can’t spell ESPN.

Speaking of sports
Did you recently see
The Mavs coach told a backup,
“Spell Dirk Nowitzki.”

The sub stood by the bench
Flummoxed by the test.
And as a result
The star got no rest.

Okay, that one’s false
I have to admit.
But one thing is true:
Most folks spell like sh*t.

Except for the youngsters
Who gather each year
And tackle their Websters
Without any fear.

The national Spell Bee
I always enjoy.
This year the champ was
Sukanya Roy.

Have you noticed a pattern
Emerge in these games?
It’s harder and harder to spell
Winners’ names.

I ask what would make you
More or less tense
Spelling Pratyush Buddiga
Or prospicience?

Ten years ago Pratyush
Started a trend
That looks like it may very well
Never end

“Spell pococurante,”
Said the 2003 jury.
I move that word’s simpler than
Sai R. Gunturi.

Fast forward two Junes
When the victory lap
Was taken by
Anurag Kashyap

If your number was up
Boy don’t you wish ya
Could win spelling guerdon,
Like Sameer Mishra?

This brings us to 2009’s
Winning moniker.
Try sounding this out:
Kavya Shivashankar.

I’m guessing that
Not very many of you
Know Anamika Veeramani
Won first prize, too.

Anamika Veeramani
I’m not making that up
Spelled stromuhr last year
And took home the cup.

“Is there something genetic
About spelling?” you query.
That hasn’t been proven.
I have my own theory.

The more syllables
In a contestant’s name
The more that young person
Achieves spelling fame.

By the time
Anamika writes her name’s 16th letter
Her competitive skills can’t help but
Get better.

I hazard to say
That’s what the trick is
To conquer a puzzler
Such as cymotrichous.

That word didn’t buckle
Sukanya’s two knees
After her worthy opponent
Botched sorites.

Runner up as it happened
Was one Laura Newcombe.
Hardly a name that
Is likely to spook ‘em.

Indian Americans
Since 2002
Have won 7 of 10
What can you do?

Applaud the work ethic
Study your sheet.
Trace the word on your palm
Ask the judge to repeat.

Dream big spellers all
Fight to be a word-ninja.
But your chances are best
If your roots lie in India.